Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Boy Who Liked Cougars

I live in South Orange County – where it is a mecca, of older tanned, toned, lifted, Botox filled and surgically enhanced women. They are everywhere. Despite their efforts or their checkbook, the one thing that they can never change is their age. It’s like a 57′ Corvette, beautiful, but we all know the engine has a lot of miles on it.

Some of these women are single. Maybe most. They frequent places like Gulfstream, Landmark and Rooftop. Occasionally they can be found in Vegas at the BARE pools. They invade bars, restaurants and nightclubs in search of men. Younger men.

And I know a guy that loves these women. Not a little but a lot. He carries their pictures on his cell phone and his stories are infamous at happy hour. He tells of Cougars that are bold and sexually forthright. He is proud of these conquests and finds the chase to be an easy one. Notice the word “easy”. For him, good-looking guy, early 30’s, good job – there’s no real fear of rejection. These women want a younger guy and he wants sex. Which is fine for them – if that’s what he wants.

But when he is really is ready to be in a relationship or be with someone that has more potential than a one-night stand, it’s going to take work and maybe some rejection.

Until then, I guess our Happy Hours will be filled with stories about Botox and the sexual escapades of the Cougars of Newport.

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