You really should have interview me about the hooking up with your boss story. Mine is pretty funny.
Upon first meeting my boss at work, we started flirting. Let me explain first that I work a job that involves me dressing as sexy as possible. It is kind of the type of job that most guys I come across, flirt with me in some way. No, I am not a stripper or anything to do with the sex trade. Anyways, my boss introducing me as the hot new girl wasn’t a big shocker.
One night, everyone that worked with me went out drinking. My boss and I got a little touchy. Well as two am came around, I suggested we both things back to my place. There was other people that came too but my boss and I dissappeared to the bedroom for quite a while.
At first, we flat out denied this to everyone. Then it started to become kind of a joke. Someone would ask if we hooked up and I would say back sarcastically, “Oh yeah, we love hooking up.” Everyone would laugh and say, they knew that would never happen. Everyone sees me as the sweetest, most innocent girl they know and him as a man whore. Neither of which are entirely true.
We hadn’t hooked up in maybe a year or so because we were both dating other people but recently we have started again. Yes, we are both single so there is zero reason, besides the whole boss and worker thing, that we shouldn’t. We work at a different place now. The people that we work with now never heard us deny or be sarcastic. Yet still, no one takes us seriously. In front of the other management I straight out said one night, “So ——— are you coming to my apartment to help me finish work tonight.” Him, “Is that code for sex?” Me “Of course.” Him, “Then I will see you after I’m done closing up.” The other guys just laughed and said, “Like that will happen.”
Well, at least my work has no policy against dating coworkers or management. If they do have a problem in the future, we can always say we never tried to cover it up.
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