Wife: I am not sexually attracted to my husband. Why can’t he be like this heartthrob?? God I’d love to feel his hands slide over my skin and the uncontrollable passion of his girth…
Kellan Lutz - Lust figure for Desperate Housewives
Husband: Jesus Christ my wife is sexually dead. I even tried that bullshit psychologists suggest about trying to talk about it and make her feel wanted in more ways that just that. Oh well, I guess I can just go ahead and develop that beer gut, since being in reasonably good shape isn’t appreciated. Internet porn doesn’t care what you look like…
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